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Your new Hoza unit (Cretin) 
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Post Your new Hoza unit (Cretin)
Taken from a PM to me by Cretin, enjoy.. it's classic Cretin material:

Congratulations on your purchase of a Hoza unit! Here at HozaCorp we relise that running an outfit isn't just about leading the troops in to battle, and killing the most bad guys. It's also about keeping up morale, and how better to maintain that than by giving the troops that special feeling that can only be brought about by watching somebody so utterly inept and useless that they can't help but shine?

Yes the new Mk III Hoza's come with the ability to miss targets with shotguns, rifles and guided systems at all ranges. He'll burble happily about not knowing where the CC is on a tech plant and will cheerfully stand in doorways to alllow your troops easy access to the oncoming hoard.

Your Hoza unit spat at us on the way to the spawn tubes. We named him "Cretin" and we hope you'll be very happy with him.

Hoza - because your worth it.

Note your home is at risk if you do not keep up your monthly payments on your Hoza unit.

They say it's genetic... but I blame the parents....
<-- His sig, not mine!


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Thu Aug 19, 2004 10:32 am
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Hahahaha. Excellent. Sounds like my kinda guy.

Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:48 pm

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...AKA Koko the Monkey

Isnt that the female monkey that the male monkey wouldnt have sex with??


Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:03 pm
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Calling a gorilla a monkey is kinda like calling a cruise liner a rowboat, but yeah.

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